Monday, November 16, 2009

All Hope Is Gone

My dearest wanderers,

My hope in humanity has been lost. It is not that America is slowly decaying into what I can only imagine is the greatest socialist nation in the world. It is not that my bank funds jingle with the small amount of change left in them. It is that Game Stop has left me hanging.

After last week's midnight launch of Modern Warfare 2 I was ridiculously jacked to pick up my copy of another great killing game, Assassin's Creed II. I attended the midnight launch of one of my favorite games, and anticipated another great Tuesday morning splattering the blood of innocents. But nay, instead I am subdued to blogging my feelings for all the non caring masses to read and pity.




Heed my words internet fans. If my game is not in tomorrow morning at the promised ten o'clock, I may cease to waste my words on this infernal computer network.

Pity me,
GOISPU

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